Our cruise ship stopped in Ocho Rios, which is surprisingly close to the mountainside where the famed Jamaican bobsled team trained for the Olympics. We booked an excursion that included bobsledding and ziplining on Mystic Mountain while other members of our family headed to Dunn’s River Falls. I think we made the wiser choice.
This was my first time ziplining and I loved it. We ziplined across 5 platforms including one vertical drop. Our guides were so friendly and fun-loving. I felt safe every minute. We didn’t have to stop ourselves, which I learned is not typical, so perhaps this is more a beginner’s experience. Perfect for me. I loved the views. We saw the bobsledders below us, the ‘jungle’, and on the longest line, we could see the ocean and our cruise ship in the distance.
Because ziplining ends downhill from where it starts, we had to get on the skylift again (included in the price) and ride it all the way to the bottom and back up to the top again. Along the way, we saw huge spiderwebs with spiders the size of my hand. Or we could look away and admire the ocean instead.
Bobsledding was fun, but over more quickly than I expected. Once you get inside your bobsled, you control the speed as you careen down the track. We went full-throttle. I’m sure if we’d been on ice like it’s done in the Olympics, we would have been scared out of our minds. But this was on a track and was more like a short roller coaster, so no fears, mon. It’s over before you realize you’ve even begun.
The Dunn’s River Falls was as disappointing for our cruise mates as we’d read it might be. The falls are very small and short and way too crowded to be enjoyed. What’s worse, though, is the aggressive scammers that congregate there. They offer to take your picture for you with your camera and then demand a tip to get it back. They take hold of your hand and put objects in it, almost insisting that you buy those objects now that you’re holding them. My stepsister’s preschool-aged kids had wooden toys put into their hands and then the Jamaican seller starting carving their names into them. My stepsister never agreed to buy these items and refused to do so. It made the whole experience miserable for them. We were glad we stayed on Mystic Mountain instead.
The poverty in Jamaica gets to you quickly. If you stop here, expect to be approached by several friendly Jamaicans who will offer to do almost anything for you in return for a tip.
One love, mon.
Have you ever been to Jamaica? What was your experience like?