Crap! I Have Bingo!

Wait. Nope. Sh*t — I don’t have bingo. Stupid chicken! I pointed right to my spot!

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Ducking into C-Boys on a Sunday afternoon for some live music and a few rounds of Chicken Shit Bingo was my favorite part of my trip to Austin.

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What-is-chicken-shit-bingo? Instructions for playing chicken shit bingo

The Red River Rangers were playing, and they were awesome! The place was packed. Some couples even got up and danced.

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I settled for tapping my toes, drinking a couple beers, and trying to lure Chicken #2 over to my bingo spot since the first chicken let me down.

My ticket was number 54. It’s right there!!! Come on, Chicken!

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They don’t obey. I didn’t win. This chicken crapped all over #31. Not even close. Still, it was such a silly, fun, easy way to enjoy a Sunday afternoon.  I didn’t win any of the $114 jackpots, but I had fun “trying” (which involved nothing more than buying a ticket).

Have you ever had any luck playing Bingo — Chicken Sh*t or otherwise?

12 responses to “Crap! I Have Bingo!

  1. This is hilarious. I love how quirky Austin sounds! And I’ve definitely never heard of this game before, haha!

  2. I learned something new today. I never heard of chicken shit bingo! Listening to live music and enjoying a few beers sounds like a good time.

  3. We play buzzword bingo at works. Anytime somebody starts talking about empowerment or process improvement we break out our mental boards. I don’t think I have won per se but I didn’t punch that guy in the throat so that’s a start.

  4. When I was in college and had a part time job at an office, I used to go with one of the secretaries who was a bingo addict – I had a blast!

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